Weddings Valley

Wedding Poem

Marriage is so much more interesting than divorce,
Because it’s the only known example of the happy meeting
of the immovable object and the irresistible force.
So I (we) hope you two will debate and combat
over everything debatable and combatable,
Because I (we) believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life,
particulary since you (Bill) have income and you (Jill) are pattable.

Submitted by Ogden Nash.